i might have to unfollow a truck load of people
spacetacular: i dont come on nearly as much and my dash is so big i think im following 2000+ blogs and i cant find anything imma fix that sry Dude I follow like 75 blogs and I think its too much.
this had me laughing forever...
Woolie: hes an actor, photographer, philanthrofist
Pat: Is that the new hero? Philanthrofist!?
Pat: "IM GIVING THIS FIST TO CHARITY, WITH YOUR NAME ON IT!"
Matt: its an image comics hero
Woolie: Like, if I was native, I would be so upset with these stupid bullshit characters all the time. It just gets so tired.
Pat: It's not great
Woolie: Yes, feathers yes-
Pat: You're pretty lucky you're black then
It’s not about changing the world. It’s about doing our best to leave the world...– Big Boss (via outoffutero)
Hunger is the best spice– Spike Spiegel (via cowboy-bebop)
tbfp5evr: Okay Matt is one of the best human beings ever. I sent Matt a message on facebook about some personal stuff. And while he easily could have just disregarded it, he didn’t and he sent a nice message in response. (I censored a bit of it because it seemed a little personal. If he shared it with me I’m guessing it’s not too bad but I just don’t want to be a dick and share stuff like that...
and that's how pat came from a broken home
Pat: My dad used to troll us so hard because he doesn't give a shit about things. My mom had a bird, right? And she loved this bird. It was some stupid fucking parakeet. No one liked it. My mom loved it. And it died. And she woke up one morning, and it was just dead in it's little cage.
Matt: As birds are known to do.
Pat: So my dad tells her "I'm gonna put it in a box and I'm gonna go bury it when you're not home." She said "thank you, fine". So like four days later she goes to take out the trash, and the bird's just sitting on top of the fucking trash bag. Right on top of like some oranges or something. And she fucking flipped her shit.
Matt and Woolie Play Bionic Commando Rearmed Part...
Woolie: Immediately after that he said, "Woolie, the reason why you defend Bionic Commando so hard in all its iterations is because it's the first game where you can actually relate to the main character 'cause it's a guy wearing green with dreads," and I was like, "Fuck, you have an actual point."
Matt: No, I thought it was like, "Fuck you Pat."
I hope I die in someone’s arms. Liam’s I guess.– Matt, Super Best Friends Watch Mortal Kombat 9 (part 4)
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
rokudomukuro: brook: people who say “fuck gender” in 100% seriousness are so asinine why do people care so much about gender omg
http://geoguessr.com/ This is fucking awesome.
What miracle is this? This giant tree. It stands ten thousand feet high. But...– Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves (via falsesobriquet)
guruthethird: So on todays TBFP we have Matt, Pat, and Woolie being totally adorable Them tearing gearbox apart Randy pitchford jokes Jerry the predator Twerkin aliens Duke Nukem: Forever: In space 5 meters!!
My balls are ALWAYS tingling with pent up Bill Paxton quotes!– Matt (Two Best Friends Play Aliens: Colonial Marines)
Pat: That's hot girl crying, I can tell the difference.
Matt: Yeah, yeah you know it.
Pat: Hot girl crying is the best. You know you're doing it right.
Pat: What am I talking about?
Netflix has The Aristocats
Guess what I’m watching tonight.
I finished DA:O
Not gonna lie, I’m defiantly going to get DA2 on the pc just to import my warden.
spacetacular: i really angry about wanting to bone people that live really far awya im so fuckng angry